Best used to describe an individual who has just acted like a spastic or retard, in a moment of complete mental decomposition, or comedic purposes.

A moment of social ineptitude would also qualify for you to call someone a cabbage.
*Matt walks into door*

John; Matt, you fucking cabbage!
#spaz #spastic #vegetable #retard #compulsivedribbler304
door CompulsiveDribbler304 8 april 2011
someones head
ill split ya cabbage
#head #dome #cranium #noggin #block
door the autonomous heartbeat 29 mei 2009
money, cash, dough, or dollars
yo dawg you got the cabbage?
#cabbage #money #cash #dough #dollars
door chasedadcaptainds 3 april 2008
A derogatory term used by Discordians to refer to people who don't "get it". This stems from the Discordian belief that 85% of the "human" population is actually cabbages disguised as humans.
Let's go confuse some cabbage!
door Eris 22 juni 2003
Used to describe a person who commits foolish acts, more stupid than a muppet but just short of being a mong.
Shaun, you had better sell that motorbike because your riding like a cabbage.
#cabbage #vegetable #mong #muppet #spoon
door non giron 1 oktober 2012
repulsive, disgusting, or absolutely vile. It is not advised to use this word casually as it usually causes an extreme reaction for any listeners... like vomitting
jane: your boy friend proposed to you over a text while he was with your best friend? that's pretty cabbage...
#disgusting #repulsive #satanic #vile #throw up
door ms.smoov 18 juni 2011
A hot girl, often referred to as a fine or fresh piece of cabbage. A common phrase is "I'd farm that cabbage", used the same way one would use the phrase "I'd tap that". There is also "rotten cabbage" (an ugly chick), "bushy cabbage" (girl with nice boobs) and several other cabbage and farming-related metaphors.
Bobby: Do you see that nice fresh piece of cabbage over there?

Luke: Yeah, I'd farm that

Bobby: Let's go hit on her

Luke: Sure thing bro
#farming #farm #hot #woman #girl #female #chick #lady #sex #sexy #cabage
door Kurt Neil 10 juni 2011
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