The opposite of bling. Plain.
That chick looks so blang.
#synonymous with ordinary #noun #blank #blaang #blange
door Crazy Kade 27 oktober 2009
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Secondhand (used or stolen) bling;
Commonplace bling; Tired, outdated bling;
Scratch, dent or crack damaged closeout bling;
Knock-off, wanna-be bling from the 99c Store.

Like costume jewelry, it don't spark and catch the eye;
but with dark glasses, you pimpin',
PAUL CROUCH ON TBN: "Mr. T why don't you wear all those gold chains that you are known for anymore? You look 50 pounds lighter!"

MR. T: Well, Paul, after I saw all the sufferin' in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, I decided right then that bling was BLANG. I couldn't flaunt my wealth in the face of all that suffering."

(Besides, them niggas'll kill ya.)
#blingo #blango #bingo #bango #banjo
door Chango Bolamongo 9 oktober 2006
Swedish adjective for a person who's both exceptionally tall and blonde.
"Hey, check out that guy! Man, he's tall - and blonde!"

"Yeah, I know. That's Jonas. He's so blång."
#blang #tall #blonde #light #hair #swedish
door maxhest 29 april 2009
Black bangs; curly short hairs that are bangs on a black person and are so short that they cannot be clipped back so they just stick up.
Common gurrrrrl, get some gel to put the blangs back!
#blang-blangs #bangs #gurrrrrl #wangs #bling
door foshizzo 23 februari 2011
cheap bling
that ring from the quarter machine is so blang
door the Chemistry kid 29 mei 2004
Blang is a word that describes the slangs used by bitches, it's a short for bitch's language.

Some people even say blingo as in bitch's lingo
Rio is a blang that means Riyadh
#slangs #blangs #lang #bitch #language
door coldE 6 februari 2011
An exciting as fuck night where you get head, and then get laid.
Not to be confused with that gay ass gold shit faggots with little dicks wear to compensate for insecurities.
Me: Last night was fucking great
You: Why?
Me: I got the best blang of my life
#blow job #sex #get head #fuck #get laid
door aaronsafaggot 24 februari 2011
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