yucaipa kid#2: yeah it is, hey the liquor store just got robbed wanna go smoke some more meth and then hang out at the rad new Mcdonolds for 4 hours?
yucaipa kid#1: yeah dude for shure and then lets go to the rad new starbucks! man this town is growing, the kids from "the O.C" have nothing on us!
yucaipa kid #2: alright dawg sounds tight for shizzel!
There is, unfortunately, a widespread lack of parenting going on in Yucaipa. There are a number of high school students who obviously haven't met any real people that won't put up with their hobbies: running your mouth, acting like you're some kind of MMA champion who's earned the "right" to bully people, and running your mouth would be the three big ones. "Running your mouth" is listed twice because of the unprecedented popularity of the sport, and the preferred medium for effective execution is, without question, a moving vehicle (with extra points if you can shout from a tinted window opening that's one half inch or less. This protects your identity thus lowering the possibility of being recognized later, possibly resulting in unexpected ass-kickings in Stater's checkout lanes.
Other ways in which this popular pastime can be experienced include "Hide in the house and yell profanities and then giggle like a little girl", and "Hide in the bushes outside, and yell profanities and giggle like a little girl".
It only takes a few text-networking "Growing-Up-Gotti" eyebrow-plucking hoodie-fairies with "no stable father figure" and a mommy-coddled ego to cock up a whole neighborhood.
Children with six fingers per hand could be from Yucaipa.
Kids that just got their driver's license that drive at 80 mph less than an inch from your back bumper because you talked to a girl that they know are most likely from Yucaipa.
Inhabited by bros and the kind of people you see at Wal-Mart. Its only redeeming quality is that it's a bastion of Republican support.
"Ummm... let me think... oh I think I stopped there once to take a dump on my way to Coachella."
Person who has lived in Yucaipa for 5 years: "Oh trust me, it's a piece of shit city. Don't even bother coming here. You're better off going to Los Angeles or Orange County or San Diego.
Bros speaking to another Bro
Bro1: "Hey wats up man wanna go dirtbiking later 2day?"
Bro2: "sure, i dont have anything else 2 do"
its known for it's tweakers, too.
has some bad ass parties.
kid 2: hell yeah...its a populated city full of bros and bro hoes. they can throw some bad ass parties there too.
kid 1: is it true that most people there smoke pot?
kid 2: hell yeah...everyone smokes pot there. this city is chill as FUCK!! FUCK THE HATERS OF YUCAIPA!!!
yucaipa is a crappy bro town!! the bros also think they are the shit at dirtbiking!
kid: OK! (punch)
bro: o hell no im gonna beat ur ass!
kid: (beats the shit out of him)
bro: little faggot u better watch ur back!
kid: ok! what are u gonna do u cant back shit up!!
bro: (drives away in his lifetd truck)
bros have lifted trucks because the feel insicre about themselves and think tht haveing a lifted truck will help tht haha but it doesnt!! they think it makes them tuougher but they arent!! and they think they are cool cause they live in yucaipa.