1. Incisor-bearing organism in reeeeally serious denial. Won't even eat eggs or dairy produce because of the necessary infringement on the hard-won human rights of hens and cattle.

2. Someone who has just come 160,000,000,000,000 miles and is kinda hungry ... so watch out.
Here come the Vegans with their laser blasters and photon torpedoes.
door Fearman 3 augustus 2007
Native American word meaning: "Poor Hunter"
Hey Killed-a-Bear, give some meat to Walks-with-a-limp he's a Vegan.
door Atomicgrape 29 april 2008
A person who does not eat or wear any animal products including but not limited to meat, seafood, eggs, leather, wool, fur, dairy, and sometimes honey (although some vegans still eat honey) do to the horrible things humans do to these animals, most animals now are bred for there meat. While many people believe this to be an extreme and rather stupid diet, nutritionists say it's A-ok and some vegans get more protein then they really need. Nutrition tests show average vegans to have a 57% less chance of heat disease then a meat eater, while ovo-lacto vegetarians (a vegetarian that eats both eggs and dairy) only have 27% less chance. Vegans actually get more protein then they need, even the athletes, and it's possible to get too much protein.
Fat Bob: "All vegans are skinny little preps!"
DJ Sam: "What about that one guy from Good Charlotte? Vegan, medium sized, and piercings all over!"
door Zsky2 25 maart 2006
Noun. A vegetarian who doesn't like you.
"Hey, she's cute. You think she'd go out with me?"

"No way, man. She's a vegan."
door SkippyD1 9 februari 2008
A person who avoids all meats and animal products, such as milk, eggs, or leather. Usually a total pussy, who is just trying to be part of some "cause" or lifestyle because they have nothing else better to do. A typical vegan is stupid and ugly, and sports a "Meat is Murder" shirt.

Vegan diets ruin human fetuses, and vegan parents ruin human lives.
Real Life Example of Vegan:
A vegan chick who works at Starbucks bought and ate plain bagels everyday. The dumbass didn't know that the bagels she was eating everyday contained eggs. She finally finds out and says "I DIDNT KNOW THEY USED EGGS TO MAKE BAGELS!!!11"

See? Typical vegan retard.

Since vegans don't like animals being slaughtered for my burgers, we should start slaughtering vegans and making my burgers out of them.
door Anus Magillicutty 13 januari 2006
Sucking dick badly. Referring to how protein from a mans semen come from humans, which are animals, vegans cannot have products from animals.
Dude, that girl was being vegan last night
door hammertime03131987 31 maart 2009
Person who doesn't eat anything that a vegetarian won't, and also doesn't drink animals' breast milk or eat the result of chickens' periods. They don't use any animal products at all, including leather, fur and musk.
Vegans and vegetarians are the best.
door Crazy-sheep-girl 27 juli 2006

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