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The act of taping a beer can to a passed out friend's forehead. Accomplished with one empty beer can some tape.
Jon: Jaeger got unicorned and the fag is sitting on his face.

Teggs: Sucks to be him.
#beer #can #passed #out #passedout #tool #unicorn #unicorned #prank
door NJITdrinksFACE 2 juli 2010
When grinding on a male SO low that his penis rests on your head.
Lucy got unicorned on the dance floor last night.
#forked #penis poked #magical #magic hat #tiara
door Unicorn princess. 20 september 2013
When boning a horse and its dick goes through your forehead
You just got unicorned!!!!
#unicorn #unicorned #horse #forehead #boning
door yay asians 29 mei 2011
Unicorned-when a person in the gym gets rammed in the ass by a large piece of exercise equipment.
Mike wasn't paying attention and was unicorned by the leg press.
#unicorned #ass rammed #spiked #goosed #ass fucked
door Sergeant Firewater 3 april 2010
When having missionary sex and you punch the girl in the forhead and leave a red mark.
So i had her on the bed and was taking that ass hard then i unicorned her.
#sex #punch #missionary #unicorn #funny
door Keljoran 6 september 2014
When you take your testicles and gently put them in the eye sockets of a sleeping friend while at the same time getting aroused and having a full erection thus making them a unicorn.
"Dude if I find out one of you guys unicorned me i'm going to take out the time to personally assassinate each one of you"
#erection #ballsack #eye balls #hats are a back rest #bro love
door Flappy98 15 juli 2012
To stick an enemy in Halo 3 with a spike grenade so that it sticks out of their head giving them the appearance of a unicorn.
Yo man, you just got unicorned!
#halo #3 #three #unicorn #unicorned #stick #grenade #spike #sex
door MNetLucas 20 september 2008
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