A Twitch is a scapegoat that is easily blamed for anything and everything. Once blamed enough there would not be a doubt that the Twitch did it.
Boss man: "Who was it that didn't follow my explicit instructions?"

Hugh: "Oh man, it must have been the twitch, he is always messing everything up."
door the real crane 4 maart 2014
N:Plural:Twitter speak for bitches (my gurlz).
Goodnight my twitches!
Them my twitches!
door BLuTink78 29 juni 2009
A mix between the words twig & bitch, meaning skinny ass bitches that can wear whatever the fuck they want and still be flawless. Twitches eat a shitload of hamburgers but always maintain their twig figures while some of us turn into a fucking watermelon.
Ex 1: You look so twitchy today!!
Ex 2: That twitch wears a size 7 in kids.
Ex 3: I hope the wind blows that twitch to Africa.
door JERRYSWAG 5 juni 2014
a twitch is when an attractive woman/male walks buy and the first reaction you can do is make a "twitch" or spasm like movement. this is normally associated with a person you find extremely attractive
yo she just made me twitch
door the inventor 2.0 2 mei 2011
another word for "shit" or "whack"
widely used in the hood
"twitch" is a gangsta expression mainly used around harlem and the bronx.
"dude that car is twitch, its a fucking tin can!"

"thats messed up man, totally twitch"

Girl; I've lost my phone
Boy; Awh man thats twitch
door al strikaldinho 27 juli 2009
Twitter bitch.
Where somebody tweets a bitchy comment, or a comment which obviously applies to somebody in particular.
Hey. Did you see that twitch of Amy's last night?
door elsiera 5 september 2010
A reference to the twitch of a penis prior to becoming erect. Generally used in disgusting situations.
Marie: "Did you see that chick's rolls?"
Pete: "Twitch".
door Captain Stained-Pants 17 januari 2012

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