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Phrase quoted by famous stand-up comedian Dane Cook in "ISolated INcident"

The equivalent to the male "Cock Block," in which a female accompaniment creates the imposibility of her female friend to "get lucky" with a possible male interest. Done so by intentionally saying something completely irrelevant and embarassing. Commonly takes place in social gatherings.
Jane: So what do you like to do for fun, Billy?

Billy: Well I like to...

Jane's Friend: Sorry to interupt! So, Jane, how's your AIDS?

*Awkward Silence*

You've been Twat Swated.
#twat #swat #cock #block #dane #cook
door SaraBeez 18 mei 2009
female version of cockblock, female who stops other females from hooking up
Let me sleep with him, don't "twat swat."

I was totally going to do that guy until my friend Emily stepped in and "twat swatted" me.
#cockblock #twat #female #frienemy #beaverdammer
door a2coyote 14 januari 2010
The same as cock blocking, only with women.
We were making out in the back room and Ashley kept twat swatting.
#twat #swat #cock #block #twatswat
door Z3RO26 1 april 2008
to prevent your female friend from receiving sexual pleasure from another.
"She could not get rid of her roommate all night, what a twat swat!"
#cock block #twat #hater #slut #bitch
door k.sweezy 11 juni 2009
lesbian equivalent of a cockblock.
Rebecca was scissoring Janice with her eyes when Melissa came and sat down next to them and completely ruined the moment. What a twatswat.
#cockblock #twat #swat #lesbians #bitches
door kschaef 9 oktober 2007
The female version of the cock block, the act of one female swooping in on the possible hookup of another female
I was talking to that guy at the bar, and when I came back from the bathroom that biotch had twat-swatted me!
#cock block #biotch #hookup #score #cockblock
door dave.g 7 augustus 2006
the cockblock for women
Melissa just totally got twatswatted by Amber.
#cockblock #twat #cock #swat #blocked
door Michael Rabbitino 14 augustus 2009
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