An auto maker that is "Moving you forward" even when you don't want to.
Person 1-Oh darn, my Toyota Prius wouldn't stop and I wrecked it on the freeway, spilling my tea all over my lap.

Person 2-You should have bought a Ford you pussy.
#toyota #prius #car #camry #corolla #ford
door Ricky Turbo 11 april 2010
The maker of cars that seem to run fine, but in fact accelerate all over the place and destroy both drivers and the company itself.
"I bought myself a kickass toyota prius yesterday bro!"
"Sorry, man. How many trees did you accidentally crash into?"
#toyota #prius #bad #scandal #car #maker #toytta #toyata
door HondaDriver 15 februari 2010
A piece of shit car that's "Moving Forward" into hell.
Any american who buys a toyota needs to be beaten with a stick, pissed on, and then beaten again.
Look at my toyota! It's mpg is higher than my IQ, and it's so roomy inside that I can buttfuck two gay men while driving to my mom's house for an orgy!
#shit #gay #queer #mpg #ass #orgy
A new form of terrorism
My Toyota suddenly accelerated after I had the gas pedal replaced. I think the Japs are trying to kill Americans by radio-controlling their cars from Japan
#toyota #recall #failure #japs #terrorism
door ImportsAreGay 4 maart 2010
Company with a new slogan:<p>From the same nice folks who gave you Pearl Harbor.
door Da Dude 17 oktober 2003
A japanese car corporation that makes crappy vehicals for stupid americans who would rather support japans economy more than there own.
Sue: I can't belive my dads car broke down while he was driving me to school
Tom: dosen't your dad have a Toyota
Sue: Uhh Yeah
Tom: Then why are you so suprised, maybe you should buy america next time.
#toyota #car #japan #american #economy #stupid
door ETFrocks!! 23 juni 2009
Toyota is a shity jap car company that has let quality slip in the last few years. They just got surpassed by FORD (ford rules) in America. Any American who thinks these shity jap rice burnres are good are ignorant shit heads and need to go kill themselves.
BUY AMERICAN!!!!!!
bob- did you see that crappy piece of shit Toyota
bill- yeah fuck those goddamn japs
#toyota #jap #car #shity #riceburners
door a great fucking american 29 september 2009
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