1. Tobias Funke, former Analyst/Therapist (analrapist) turned "actor" from Arrested Development known for his latent homoerotic tendencies, deep denial, balding pate, and a known nevernude.
2. Anyone in serious self-denial about their true nature.
Yeah, Gena's still dating that Tobias... I wonder which one of them is in deeper denial?
door tacostacos 22 november 2005
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A type/nickname for marijuana grown in South America and smuggled into the United States.
"Hey you, pass me some tobias!"
door jy6793 19 juli 2008
Tobias is a super name for someone with a six pack and sexy abbs I want a Tobias more then anyhting he is funny creative brave selfless and strong physicly and mentally if I had a Tobias I would protect him and he would protect me all in all Tobias is what you should name a warrior who would fight for anything he believes in
"Damn that dudes hot"
"He's gotta be Tobias"
"Thought stealer"
door myhairisonfireitoldyounottouse 12 maart 2013
An extremely attractive male named after the Greek God Tobius (the god of rippedness). Usually surrounded by extremely attractive females but very picky which is the reason Tobias will most likely be single or married.
omg, Tobias is dang hot
door Tobyrrr00 3 november 2014
To do a 180 turn with a waterjet while doing max speed. It involves great risk, and det driver is in serious danger for getting hurt.
"What happend to your leg?"

"I tried a tobias and failed."
door freddyman 18 augustus 2011
The sweetest ginger on the entire planet. Possibly even in the entire universe. His adorable nature will make you love him instantly. His goofyness can always cheer you right up! His interest includes solving rubik's cube (which he's freaking amazing at), being gay, playing curling, and being the greatest friend ever.
"That guy is so sweet and adorable!"
"Yeah, he's really Tobias"
door Universal pictures 13 januari 2013
Tobias is God in Asia. It has the body of a Pig surrounded by spiders and people believe that once he was a human that spent too much time among pigs in his early childhood until his body transformed into a pig.
"Bring me luck Tobias!"
door lamartinm 30 mei 2015
The meaning of Tobias is a fat, short, worn, rotten penis, and a dwarf,
Tobias Wetlesen is a perfect example.
door gaynator250 16 februari 2015

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