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1.
A derogatory term for the state of Texas, used by people who dislike the ego-centric and in-your-face "cowboy wanna-be" deportment of many Texans.
Dude, I do NOT want to spend my one week off this year from work in effin' TexASS! I hate the cowboy vibe, and don't like country music. Pleeze...can't we go somewhere else?

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"Don't Mess with TexASS". Yeehaw! Like, what a stupid bumper sticker to promote Texas! What do they mean to imply? Come to TexASS and get your ass kicked? Well....er, uh...I think I'll go to Baja California for vacation instead. Less brainless cowboy testoserone than TexASS!
door Steve-O. 19 september 2006
 
2.
Anyone hailing from the state of Texas that attempts and fails during the course of a conversation to make you look like more of an idiot than he/she is.

phrase coined by Joe Bush
"Y'know what the problem with Amurika is? All the dang idiots."

(what a Texass)
door Brian Tipton 22 mei 2008
 
3.
The US state of Texas, or a Texan.
My wife has a cute name for all the states. Texass, Kansass, Assachusetts...
door LudwigVan 10 november 2003
 
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When you eat so much your ASS gets the size of Texas!!!
You see Maribel lately? She's got a TexAss that won't quit!
That's cuz she won't quit eatin' the Donuts!!!
door Andi 23 februari 2005