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TLC
Ten inch Long Cock
My girl friend loves my TLC
door THE_BIGMAN 3 april 2009
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TLC
Tender Love and Care
That dirtmobile needs some TLC
door Dave 26 april 2003
TLC
A TV network known for low-class reality trash. Formerly stood for "The Learning Channel", but fuck learning, right? After Honey Boo-Boo and the Duggars, the call letters now stand for "Touching Little Children" though the people at TLC say "it doesn't stand for anything".

Boy, have they got THAT right!
"I'm going to watch TLC. I feel the need to feel superior to other people, and watching the lowlife scum on that channel really reminds me that-- although I'm a junkie, a scumbag, and can't hold down a job or be at all decent to other people-- I'm still better off than the worthless pieces of shit on that network."
door Nix Nightbird 24 mei 2015
TLC
1.Tender Loving care
2.Tables ladders and chairs
3.The learning channel(TLC the channel)
4.The love of Christ
Guy 1: I'm going to watch TLC
Guy 2: I love that program.
Guy 1: I love the violence!
Guy 2:When those moms on Toddlers and Tiaras bring that action!
Guy 1:Bruh,I meant WWE TLC
Guy 2: Oh...
door PloofyGoofy 13 december 2014
TLC
Tender Love and Care. Its also the best female group of all time who sold millions of cds.
Yo, I'd give some tlc to tlc any day!
door Kenny 6 mei 2005
TLC
Tables, Ladders & Chairs Match!
"D-Von get the tables!"
"CONCHAIRTO!"
"Jeff Hardy hits a Swanton Bomb off a ladder!"
door Mister Ignorant 1 mei 2004
tlc
Terrorist in a Lab Coat. Refers to someone allowed into the United States from somewhere in West Asia or the Middle East on an H2B visa to do technical work their sponsor is too damn cheap to pay an American with the same qualifications to do.

So-called because some of them experience SJS (also known as Sudden Jihad Syndrome) and decide the best way to share their religious faith with others is to take out a shopping mall full of kids and unarmed women with a Chinese assault rifle or a Korean SUV. First heard on an episode of the television series "ER" (the racist bigot fat guy desk clerk used it to refer to the hot desi chick who was a resident on the show when she first appeared).
"Guess what - the systems analyst slot PeopleHard was interviewing for was just filled by a tlc."
door denver coonass 18 maart 2008

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