Top Definition
TFJ
They're Fucking Jealous
girl 1: Why do the other sororities give us dirty looks?

girl 2: TFJ girl, TFJ.
door ToriSmori 2 november 2009
TFJ
Tight Fitting Jeans
Man, Amanda forgot that she gained some weight.
Those are some TFJs.
door Cici1875 3 maart 2009
an acronym for traffic-jam hips. refers to a person walking either on the side of or across of a road that has such a big ass that they literally cause a traffic jam. this can be a traffic jam of cars or a traffic jam of other pedestrians, bicyclists, etc.
yo man did you see those tfjs?
door _peter 1 december 2006
TFJ
Terrorist Fist Jab. (c.f. Fox News's hysteria about Michelle and Barack Obama giving each other a fist bump during the 2008 US Presidential campaign, and whether it was a "terrorist" hand gesture.) A bumping of two fists together in lieu of a handshake or high-five.
Awright, I've got an interview lined up! ::TFJ::
door Kevin Phillips Bong! 12 februari 2010
TFJ
Total Fuck Job

Absolutely and undenyably retarded; beaten to submission; made to look like an ass
The TFJ's on Wall Street did wonders for the economy and the housing market.

Tiger Woods golf for x-box brings out the TFJ in all of us when we blow a shot.
door Tiger6513 29 oktober 2009
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