The act of jerking someone off with an apple
She didn't want to touch his junk but she felt bad for him so she gave him a Steve Job instead.
door michael dickless 9 april 2015
This is when you are getting a handjob from a woman, and right when you're about to blow your load, you shove an apple in her vagina and put on a pair of glasses and yell "I'm slowly dying of insulinoma!" and then you blow your load on her and take a picture of her vagina with your iOS device. Then you call all of your friends on facetime and describe to them how "revolutionary" it is to get a Steve Job.
"Man, I'm still tuckered out from that Steve Job Jessica gave me last night! She sure can pack it in!"
door Trevdagger's Ticklemonster 19 november 2013
A stevejob is when a woman places an iPhone on their genitals and makes it vibrate, to the point of orgasm.
She was bored, so she took out her iPhone, put it on vibrate, and put it on her clit. When she was done climaxing, she got up, took a deep breath, and said, "That was one heck of a stevejob!"
door DrHocter 7 februari 2012
-Either a Handjob or a Blowjob that is recorded on any apple product with a camera
Guy 1-"Bro, i went to a party last night and hooked up with this banging chick"
Guy 2- "No Way Dude"
Guy 1- "I got the steve job right here"
Guy 2- "Wow thats your penis"
door Barista420 5 december 2011
A soon-to-be released Apple product. The Steve Job, or iJob, is plugs into the usb port of a computer and acts somewhat like a combination of a mouse and a fleshlight. The Steve Job is planned for release in November 2012.
Two cores in the Steve Job deliver up to two times more power and up to seven times faster. And you’ll feel the effects. Fast. The Steve Job is quick and responsive, which makes all the difference when you’re launching browsing the web, and doing just about everything. And no matter what you’re doing, you can keep on doing it. Because the A5 chip is so power-efficient, Steve Job has outstanding battery life.
door Apple Steve Job 13 oktober 2011
When someone buys an Apple product right before the announcement of a new/upgraded version of the product that the person just bought.

Essentially, it's Apple fucking you over.

Named after Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple.
Person 1: Dude, you heard about the new iPod touch? It has a damn camera now!

Person 2: Wait, I just fucking got an iPod touch, and you're telling me they just released another one!?

Person 1: Sounds like someone just got a Steve-Job.

Person 2: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!
door SOBKiller504 1 september 2010
The act of receiving sexual pleasure while simultaneously listening to one's Ipod.
The other day my girlfriend gave me the best Steve Job while I was listening to Phil Collins-In the Air Tonight.
door Ipod Dome Lover 24 augustus 2010
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