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when a woman grebs a penis tightly till the helmet throbs
the missus gave me a good squeezer last night on the job.......right on the vinegar strokes too!!
door ginger 10 april 2003
A tight aggressive poker player. Plays conservatively but aggressive. Is known to trap with big hands.
The Squeezer trapped the donkey for all his chips sending him to the rail.
door Go Speed Go! 22 december 2009
A handjob that involves a tight grip of the shaft.
People are starting to recognize me. A stripper offered me a squeezer last night dude.... a WHITE stripper!
door WesLeFevre 17 juli 2009
A hand job. When another person (hopefully a girl!) stimulates a man's penis with her hand(s) until the man ejaculates.
"I got a squeezer from an Indian girl on a bunk-bed, so I think I got the whole Harvard experience." Frank - 30 Rock
door Pericot 4 februari 2012
Wanker, usaully applied in a non-literal manner.
Steve-"Robert is giving me the shits. He borrowed $20 and said he can't pay it back, but he just bought a new car, he is a trainee and tells me how to do my job and he only talks about how hot his misses is and she's a dog!"
Greg- "what a squeezer"
door Stevwoodius Bogan 2 5 april 2009
A person whose only fighting method is to squeeze his attacker or prey with his hands and arms. This person usually chants to his prey as a form of intimidation and the chant goes along the lines of "Squeeze! I'm gonna squeeze you! Squeeze!" The squeezer will not release his prey until it begs for mercy or is distracted by some other prey. All people should run for their lives if they hear the chant of the squeezer. Be aware the squeezer will befriend you and will constrict you into submission for eternity.
That squeezer is lurking in the shadows over there chanting to himself we should probably get outta here.
door Pseudonymfake 3 november 2013
naturally large breasts
"did you see the squeezers on her?!"
door bampop 2 mei 2008

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