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1.
When a male uses his penial organ to brutally slap some bitch in the face.
"Take that you dirty slut! I just smirfed you and your sister in the eye!"
door Marshi 21 januari 2004
 
2.
To attack with affection.
You are so cute that I'm going to smirf you.
door paigezz 12 december 2006
 
3.
type of facial expression that is made while peeing
I was smirfing the entire time!
door JungleWalkin' 9 december 2010
 
4.
noun
a person who is beyond stupid and sucks at life.
John: "That dude in math got a F on a open book test."
Kyle: "What a Smirf"
door aemsaxon 14 december 2009
 
5.
(Language: Canadian) Single Mom I'd Rail For Sure
"She is a SMIRF" or "hey, check out that SMIRF".
door Ragnar Danneskjöld 18 oktober 2008