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A judge on Pop Idol and American Idol. He has a strange liking for high trousers and he is disliked because he is honest to stupid crap wannabes who can't sing.
The stupid twat cried after Simon Cowell told him he was a pile of shit.
door psycho bitch 14 maart 2004
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verb, to wear one's trousers ridiculously high above the waist
"pull your trousers down you twat, you're doing a simon cowell"
door mikespooner 17 september 2007
One of the only judges on American Idol whos honest and fair and tells the truth
::some idiot on american idol sang horribly::

randy/ i give u props dog!
( geez, thats very constuctive)


paula/ you look absolutely wonderful! (like what does that have to do w/ singing)

simon/ sorry to say but that was dreadful! totally off key!
(very honest and helpful!)
door urbanslushie 25 juli 2004
A selfish rich bastard who is from Britain but thinks he is American Rips off the TV shows he made in Britain In America Also i heard he wears his trousers to his chin.
door jackiiboii 18 januari 2014
A Cunt.
'That simon cowell, he's such a cunt'

'You're a simon cowell'
door blargh!! 13 december 2009
for the record there is no such thing as 'british idol'. we dont all need some simple stab at patriotism to get us to watch a programme. also he doesnt earn millions for doing nothing. he has signed many big names and hardly makes anything comparitivly from any of the idols
get your facts straight
door raelone 7 mei 2005
A funny, intelligent, honest, not to mention sexy judge on American Idol. Yes, the show is shit. He, however, is not. He's the only judge who actually has an opinion, and he gives it freely. He speaks his mind.
Simon Cowell is sexy.
door Ophelia Desdemona 3 mei 2005

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