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1.
The Foreskin that is removed from the Penis during a circumcision is the correct definition of shmuck.
Only a shmuck would would would stand up a woman on a date.
door AJK 1 maart 2004
 
2.
(Yiddish)
a) A penis.
b) An annoying person.
"I was planning this party for weeks, and this Shmuck comes and ruined it !!"
door Anonymous 12 augustus 2003
 
3.
(n) That portion of one's penis which is cut off during circumcision. A useless appendage.
Man, that guy whose job it is to greet people as they walk in to the Bank must feel like a real Shmuck.
door TuneEsq 27 januari 2003
 
4.
Yiddish is origin very vulgar and means penis and can be used to mean and one who is an idiot and is versitile like most yiddish phrases
Oy, Vay you look like a shmuck in those farkatke cloths
door Alex 13 februari 2003
 
5.
a stupid person, someone who is stupid adjective
you are a shmuck for pulling that stunt.
door eraoner 8 april 2007
 
6.
1. Slang for penis

2. An annoying person.
Look at the shmuck on that horse!
door Bobby Leeford 25 augustus 2008
 
7.
a worthless excuse for a human being inept of usefulness in a drunken stupor of self existence.... So true infact that if Ashton Kutcher went back in time and killed said "shmuck", he would be suprised to know that in the future there will be no consequences (ie. butterfly effect) for said individual and no significant change for the loss of their existence
Guy #1: i would help you but im very busy today folding my eviction notice into a paper airplane....

Guy #2: Your a Shmuck!
door IdontlieMonica 29 november 2009