A massively obese she-male, who smells of camel backside infused with horse feces. usually found with upper lip hair and a very angry look upon her turtle looking face.
"oh man did you see that girl?"
"ya dude, that is one ugly shelby!"
door matt12354 5 mei 2010
A fat ass, that thinks they are better than anyone else. They think they are popular but they are with the popular crowd because they are someone to laugh at.
door Winnipoo 25 november 2009
a dumb hoe who's face is shaped like a fish.
Bob: Woah, there goes a Shelby!

Fred: Who let her out of her fishtank?
door Super Buttmunch 27 juli 2008
She is stuck in the middle of the popular/loserz group. She just wants to make everyone happy but it will eventually backfire. Shelby thinks she is really pretty and good at singing but everyone knows she really...isn't. This girl needs a MAKEOVER!
Person 1: Hay, Shelby! Your soooooo pretty!
Shelby: I know! I get that a lot......
Person 1: Oh.......
door BarbieGirl45678 29 december 2011
slut
"your a slut, you had sex at a party." yet shelby is the one who gets with 3 guys in one week.
door flankyy 2 oktober 2011
noun. Someone who is unwanted by nature, of or relating to a gay dog.
Suzy, a shelby baby, was unloved by her parents who always viewed her as a mistake.

Your dog Spike is such a shelby, it has not stopped humping Bob since we arrived home.



door rolive 22 maart 2009
A flat chested ugly stripper (pole dancer). It is recommended that you wash your sheets after smanging (smash + banging) this rare beast. Be careful where you leave your wallet with this one, ultra-sound techs and strippers can't be trusted.
David: I just got smanging that girl shelby. I think she took my wallet.
Jake: You mean that flat chested stripper we picked up last night?
David: Yeah, I had to wash my sheets.
door jolly roger69 10 maart 2011

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