resembling a man. boobless. tough. manly.
that guy reminds me of shelby!!!
door stekamee 12 mei 2009
A name. Typically the spawn of Satan. Loves to make people miserable and as unhappy as her abilities let possible. Widely unliked by many. Obnoxious beyond comprehension.
"Shelby, will you please go away!?"
"Shelby, you are driving me insane!!"
door xxprettyxxoddxx 12 juni 2009
Shelby is unlike any other. She also goes by the name Shelbster. She is perfect in every way, she's the best in the world but she doesn't think so. Be cautious with this. Know what she really wants or needs and be yourself. She'll know when you're joking and that you do love her and that everything is real. Let her know how you feel and don't overdo anything. When you're with her you cannot speak right and it's as if no one else exists. You won't know where to start when you try to tell her how much she means to you so you end up just squishing her as hard as you can. Be careful when squishing her because it can and will leave bruises or rib pain. Speaking of pain, learn to ice skate so you won't make her fall and feel horrible after. When you're with her you both feel a soul warming sensation. She'll always be on your mind and knows how to brighten the worst days with her amazing smile, which in turn makes you smile all day every day. She'll always make you the happiest you've ever been. She belongs in an exhibit because it's crazy not to be staring at her. Visit a doctor prior to seeing her, your heart will explode due to tachycardia otherwise. Make sure to know Arabic because she will tell you something very important in that language. While you're at it, learn Spanish. She is someone you will be around forever. You won't ever lose her. You will always be in love with her and miss her and it will always be mutual with her. She is the beyond the most important in the world.
Shelby, thank everything you do and for being yourself. Thank you for being who you are. We are permanently in each other's lives and we will always work through everything and go on forever. And remember.... Everything happens for a reason.
door CeeShel 22 december 2013
You know when a woman gets traded in for a younger model whos hotter and sexier than you ever where, well Shelby is the the lady who gets binned. sorry love.
That girl is a shelby. YUCK!
door Guy behind you 10 januari 2012
She is stuck in the middle of the popular/loserz group. She just wants to make everyone happy but it will eventually backfire. Shelby thinks she is really pretty and good at singing but everyone knows she really...isn't. This girl needs a MAKEOVER!
Person 1: Hay, Shelby! Your soooooo pretty!
Shelby: I know! I get that a lot......
Person 1: Oh.......
door BarbieGirl45678 29 december 2011
A flat chested ugly stripper (pole dancer). It is recommended that you wash your sheets after smanging (smash + banging) this rare beast. Be careful where you leave your wallet with this one, ultra-sound techs and strippers can't be trusted.
David: I just got smanging that girl shelby. I think she took my wallet.
Jake: You mean that flat chested stripper we picked up last night?
David: Yeah, I had to wash my sheets.
door jolly roger69 10 maart 2011
A massively obese she-male, who smells of camel backside infused with horse feces. usually found with upper lip hair and a very angry look upon her turtle looking face.
"oh man did you see that girl?"
"ya dude, that is one ugly shelby!"
door matt12354 5 mei 2010

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