Thick, sticky brown discharge from the vagina of a woman who is on the last couple of days of her menstrual period.
"Want to go swimming?" "I can't. I've got Scott Baio going on right now." "Gross."

"I wanted to have sex with him, but didn't because I worried he'd be grossed out by the Scott Baio."
door scottbaiosmom 19 april 2010
Star of the gayest show on Television, "Scott Baio is 57 and still single because he is the biggest TOOL on the planet."
Elmer: "Have you seen that new show on VH1?"
Morty: "Yea, the one with that former childstar, Scott Gayo, ooops, I mean Scott Baio"
Elmer: "Yes, that's it. Do you like it?"
Morty: "I'd rather watch ice melt, that guy is a whiney ass beeeeotch!!"
door twist weeblow 28 augustus 2007
1. One of the most fetid and painful farts that humankind emits. Starts off as a loud, noisy blast, then quickly dwindles into silent, hot burning gas out of a person's anus.

2. A long, smelly, very foul fart that is usually accompanied by diarrhea.
"Clear the room! Somebody just Scott Baio'd!"

"I ate so many prunes that I got an attack of the Scott Baios."

" Hey, Guys! Let see if I can produce a blue flame when I Scott Baio!"
door Jewel64 22 april 2010
A slag term for cocaine

Scott Baio was the star of Joanie Loves Chachi. Chach is a common term for cocaine in many places.

Using this term makes it easier to talk about cocaine in public places ie. work or school
"Man you look haggard"- Guy 1
"Yeah, I was hanging out with Scott Baio until 5 in the morning"- Guy 2
door JuanRameriez 14 april 2010
Similar to the Tony Danza, but instead of asking "Who's the boss" you ask "Who's in charge?" When she says "You're in charge" you slap her ass and say "No, Charles is in charge, bitch." You can also add the extended, "No, Charles is in charge of our days and our nights. Charles in charge of our wrongs and our rights."
"That bitch wasn't worth a Danza so instead I gave her a Baio."

"After Cathy and I hit the Sizzler buffet we came back to my place for some sex. While we were having sex I gave her a Scott Baio."

"I prefer the Scott Baio to the Tony Danza. I guess I've just always liked Scott's work better. That said, I'm still a sucker for the Danza."

"While I was morphing your mom last night I slipped in a Tony Danza. She was so drunk she fell for a Baio too. Stupid bitch."
door Emerson Bigguns 24 november 2007
1. The hottness. I want to have sexXor with him.
2. Who we all think about in the shower, for those of us who bathe.
3. I think he may be the Prime Minister of Canadia, but I'm not sure about that.
Oh, I want Charles in Charge of my days, and my nights!
door T. J. 30 oktober 2003

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