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1.
The creamy nasty white smelly shit found under the fore skin of a penis or between the skin of a nasty worn out pussy. Also, Schmeg (pro-noun)- What the brothers of Sigma Chi Fraternity are called for short.
Take a shower I can smell your fucking schmeg reek!!!

Schmegs love communial showers!!!!
door Russell 30 januari 2004
 
2.
a fowl smelling cheesy like white substance found underneath the foreskin of a penis.
I was going to hook up with him, but then I heard that he had schmeg.
door Anonymous 10 april 2003
 
3.
Unidentified, disgusting substance that is somewhere that it doesn't belong
"What is all this schmeg on my table?"
door Heather MacDonald 5 maart 2008
 
4.
The soft, smelly creamy white stuff that gathers in your crotch if you don't bathe frequently.
The schmeg from my ballbag smells awful
door The Rod 29 april 2003
 
5.
Gross crap.
After her illness, small crusts of schmeg remained in her eyelashes.
door RichyDee 3 maart 2003
 
6.
semen (n)
ejaculation (v)
It really hurts when you get schmeg in your eye.
door PunkyBrew 25 september 2004