The act of unrolling the toilet paper part way, then wiping a shit-laden finger on the tissue, then carefully re-rolling it. The future victim encounters a shitty piece of tissue, much to their horror and disgust.
Oh, gross! Some dirty bastard Sanchezed the TP and I got it on me when I was done taking a shit!
door The Pirate of Pissants 24 december 2013