a man who gets more ass then a toilet seat
Ron Jeremy:I get more ass then a toilet seat!
door iwannabeanalcoholic 27 augustus 2004
A corpulent and grotesquely hirsute troll of a man who - on account of an anomalously prodigous penis - has become one of the most illustrious porn kings in the contemporary industry.
Ron Jeremy's genitals are so colossal that it is not uncommon for a co-star to leave the set with a prolapsed rectum.
door Ocram 2 mei 2003
A real American porn star hero. Despite his looks, he used what he had to become what he is now. He should be an inspiration to us all.
I'm writing in Ron Jeremy's name for president in 2004!
door Nik 30 januari 2004
One of the greatest porn stars of all time (somehow)

He looks like a Circus dwarf with long greasy hair and the worst grin imagineable.
Ron: Suck my dick!

Ho: ... Uuuuh.. No. You look like a retarded monkey with no balls! Or a Circus Seal on crack. I can't decide. Now piss off before I call the cops.

Ron: *Whips out penis.. it hits the floor*

Ho: Well.. why didnt you say so?! *Choke, Gag, Choke.. Slurp.. GaaaaaRrRRGgggllLllE*
door HarryPothead 20 februari 2004
The current coach of the Miami Heat.
Oops, sorry! That's Stan Van Gundy.
door i_anonymous 7 april 2005
the greatest male porn star ever.
"Yo I walked in on my hot ass mom getting it on with some short fat guy with a beard!"
"That was Ron Jeremy, man...face it, your mom's a porn star. Here, look at this 12-step program...it might help."
door Anonymous 3 april 2003
The most famous male porn star in America. He is known for his big dong.
Ron Jeremy is the man!
door ACL 13 april 2004

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