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1.
To pwn, to kick the ass of whomever you're releasing the kraken on
I'm totally going to release the kraken on that test tomorrow
door ashraptor 31 maart 2010
 
2.
The act of shitting after a long period of constipation.
Kyle: "Man, I haven't taken a shit in a week."

Nick: "Dude! It's about time you release the Kraken!"
door Hombre-Oso-Cerdo 2 16 januari 2011
 
3.
–verb (used with object) To take a dump / to take a number two, also used when a male is going to pull out his penis
Mike is busy releasing the Kraken.
Hey Honey, let's go to our room and I will release the Kraken.
door Kompute Kellys 7 april 2010
 
4.
A phrase yelled when using the toilet, taking a poo, flushing a toilet, etc. Derived from a famous line in "Clash of The Titans" when "that one guy unleashed that giant sea monster."
"Hold on, I need to take a dump." Roommate- "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"
Walks into public restroom-(yells)"Release the Kraken!"
door RedZebra 26 november 2010
 
5.
When an angry bull-dyke pulls out the biggest dildo in her arsenal.
When Martha was finally able to fit her fist into Gertrude's vaginal canal she knew it was time to "Release the Kraken!"
door valet6969 5 oktober 2010
 
6.
to take a massive shit
My brother just called me to tell me that he was going to have to Release the Kraken in his toilet.
door el_duderino_ 18 maart 2010
 
7.
Fart
As Larry lifted his leg he proclaimed, "Release The Kraken!"
door cmjvikes 9 april 2010