Top Definition
An empowering term for the "little people" (i.e. midgets) of this world. Started in Portland, Oregon, but was soon sweeping the nation. Redwoods everywhere are rejoicing about this new term.
Anna: Look at that midget *laughs wildly*

Christina: You bag of ass that's really rude. We all know the correct term is Redwood.

Anna: You're right.. what was I thinking?! Look at that redwood!

*both laugh wildly*

Taylor: Thanks for using correct terminology to describe my small stature.

*all embrace*
#midget #shortie #dwarf #gnome #little people
door Christina + Anna 25 juli 2006
Having a rock hard penis that is so large it resembles a enormous tree. The opposite of balsa
Boy A: "Hey redwood"

Boy B: "What's up balsa"
#boner #wood #balsa #red wood #redwoody
door Redbalsa 14 december 2010
When Someones dong is red like the devils dic*
The Reason why that girl doesn't like him is because she saw his "red wood."
#red wood #red #fprf #funnypeoplerfunny #stupid
door FunnyPeopleRfunny 16 mei 2011
A tall, beautiful, stunning woman that has a foul-smelling vagina. (This definition is derived from characteristics of actual Redwood trees--they collect rainwater and are essentially foul and rotten on the inside)
Q: "Did you take home that tall, smoking hot model last night?" A: "Yes, I did but she was a Redwood....her pussy was very stinky... smelled like hot garbage
#vagina #bad #stinky #yeast #fish
door joeydnewyork 15 januari 2013
When a red headed ginger walks around with a tent pitched in his pants 24/7
check out that redwood
#camper #jj #johnson #ben dover #stiffy
door dr dolittle 16 september 2008
Having a penis that is stastically bigger than 99.3% of all men.
Man that redwood is gigantic.
door FF Mike 27 april 2004
A girl on her period with the cramps.
Person #1: Aye bro wassup with you and Kiesha lastnight?
Person #2: Aww man she's redwooded, had to settle for oral.
Person #1: Oh damn.
door FlashyAdidas 17 mei 2016
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