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1.
To tell someone about themself, mostly used by gay black men.
"That was a read honey!"
"Don't do it honet, I will read your ass"
door Darren 3 december 2004
 
2.
n. a taunt or mockery. A phrase or word used to mock someone in a humorous way.
When she said that you should have taken the receipt with your haircut, that was a read.
door Xing Shuay 6 juni 2009
 
3.
something that people don't do enough of these days
By the age of 3 I could read
(no kidding)
door Holmesgurl 1 oktober 2003
 
4.
read (v.) to translate written text into meaningful ideas within one's own mind. People usually read to gain knowledge or to awaken their imagination. Sadly, the act of reading seems to have been "bred out" of the human race. People these days would much rather desensetize themselves with stupid rap noise and violent, pornographic, and otherwise unintelligent forms of media. If you are in junior high and find it hard to read, do yourself a favor and get help. No offense! Reading is a great and powerful thing, and only by fully taking advantage of it can one open his or her mind to the possibilities of his or her own future.
Ranting is fun. Go read a book. No, your porno magazing doesn't count.
door BLARG man 13 december 2004
 
5.
an attack on one's credibility
Ooh, that was a read!
door robert dean 12 april 2005
 
6.
to tell someone you are reading is the code for wanking. this is appropriate as no one really reads anymore, so it's unlikely to get mistaken.
(msn)
dude1: hey man, what's up?
dude2: fuck off i'm reading!
dude1: awh dude!
door george_midd 10 november 2008
 
7.
when you find a cha ray and she hooks up with you and sucks the dick
I got the read from linnea last night
door Chris Uhlig 29 mei 2006