A Quiff is a queef by quoaf. A Quiff is the rarest form of flatulence. A quiff occurs when a penis is inserted into a vagina and the penis emits a quoaf (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra) thus causing the vagina to fill up with air and causing it to queef (an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart). Very few people have experienced this rare phenomenon.
Winning the lottery is like making a Quiff, its next to impossible to do!
door chris leisure 9 december 2010
A person who sniffs a woman's bicycle seat; typically the person becomes aroused.
oh, he's got it bad, he just quiffed her seat!
door pony graph 12 november 2009
Taught to me by my Nova Scotia in-laws, a quiff is a Canadian cunt. NOT to be confused with quief which is a pussy fart.
OMG she is SUCH a fucking QUIFF!!!!!!!!!
door fran429 29 juni 2006
Air admitting from the vagina mixed with bodily fluid making a farting sound..otherwise known as the pussy fart.
Was that a fart or did you just quiff?
door eastereggalex18 15 juni 2009
A modern, ridiculous excuse for a hairdo that only onedirection, boy band looking, self indulgent rat boys use to flaunt their utter stupidity.

In all seriousness, if this is what people consider "handsome" or "cool" now then that's very sad...

One direction and Justin Bieber being to blame again for it's popularity.
"What's that hairstyle?"
"It's called a quiff."
"... What an absolute silly scumbag..."
door spurstildeath 5 januari 2014
Revamped version of 70s style coiffure haircut involving at least two rat tails.
If your hairstylist recommends a quiff, kill him.
door Wifey McBeatey 16 mei 2007
Another word for F**k

To be ticked off
"QUIFF THIS"
"I quiffing don't like this dude"
door Dudeboyguy 19 augustus 2011

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