Top Definition
OMP
Short for Opps Messy Poops.

Established-2007 thru 2008

Incorporated-2009

While you are out in public and you have to take a poop AKA a shit you must first find the nearest public restroom and go into a empty stall and make sure the restooom is fairly empty, go as if you were going to take a normal poop, but instead of sitting down you straddle the toilet and shit everywhere thus making a total mess out of the bathroom. After there is shit all over the place wipe yourself and just leave, but make sure the coast is clear!
Alex- Steven are you going to let that person talk to you like that?
Steven- Bro what should I do?
Alex- Ask to use his bathroom and do an OMP

shit dump gross nasty payback
#shit #dump #gross #nasty #payback
door pplace05 29 juli 2009
omp
Stands for On My Phone. Commonly used to account for slower responses when IMing from a phone.
Nick: I might not respond right away. Omp.
#omp #o.m.p #o.mp #on phone #not on my computer
door rb20 1 juni 2011
Omp
To eat. An onomatopoeic of a bite sound; like pacman.
Its lunch time lets go omp.
door ssftable 29 september 2003
omp
Old man pusher. A twenty-something female who encourages her friends to date older men. Reasons may include monetary benefits, gray hair fetish, etc.
I was making out with that 44-year-old last night at the bar because Alison told me he was perfect for me. She is such an OMP!
#cougar #old men #cradle-robbing #gold-digging #fetish
door nance12345 8 januari 2008
OMP
Ollie Maitland Pose- A pose in which both thumbs are up, elbows together with squinted eyes and a cheesy grin.
OMP
#o #m #p #gayboy #ollie maitland
door charlie's unicorn 13 april 2011
omp
Ouch my penis

often used after being kicked in the balls
guy 1:kick
guy 2:omp
#ouch #damn #hurts #you kicked me in the balls #you suck
door super awsome1000000 16 mei 2010
OMP
One Man Party also known as OMP is a term coined by visionary/creative genius Nick R. Walker. A graphic designer/writer/illustrator/musician/puppeteer/horticulturist,and also a huge fucking loner based out of Pittsburgh, PA. verb. When one "omps" they proceed to participate in "events" that are executed in a singular peerless fashion. To omp-omping-omped-omped out. ®
Dude, I OMPed like a fucking rockstar last night!! I don't remember anything other than building a fire in my front yard at 3am, talking to some ghosts, and running around making meerkate noises.
#party #drunk #awesome #weeee! #doity
door Jimmy Flipper 3 augustus 2012
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