an act of defacation, a bowel movement
Remeber to take the dog outside so he can do number two.
#poo #poop #crap #shit #dump bm #number one #piss
door Light Joker 1 november 2006
The back up girl who always wants to see you, pronounced #2, who you call up when your main girl is fakin
Maria said she'd be here 30 minutes ago. Time to call number two.
#number 2 ##2 #number two ## two #number #two
door rideon88 5 december 2006
Heard in Sean Paul's song "Like Glue"; meaning a homosexual man.
"Still I got to stick to my girls like glue; And I man not play number two."
door Irene 19 augustus 2004
number two is a stupid cock fag jacob
max bevis is jacob number two
door wangdong 26 januari 2005
Taking a shit. In British slang, the numbers are based on rhymes - number two for poo and number three for pee. In American slang, the numbers are not based on any rhyme and they are often referred to by a host whose guest has requested to use their bathroom. The options are arranged in ascending order based on which activities the host would be the least willing to allow in their bathroom: Number one is pissing, number two is shitting, and number three is masturbating (or in some circles, diarrhea).
"Can I use your bathroom?"
-"Number one or number two?"
"Number two."
-"No fucking way, go shit up your own bathroom."
door popnfloss 22 mei 2016
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