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A person who does drugs (specifically cocaine). (Download Monkey Man by The Rolling Stones).
I am just a monkey man. I'm glad you are a monkey woman too.
door Sharpley 17 november 2007
In the spring of 2001, in New Delhi India, people began to report strange sightings and attacks of a 'monkey-man.'The police released a corny cartoonish sketch of the monkey-like attacker, who 'had claws for hands,' and went about jumping around the streets and alleys attacking innocent people as they slept. Fear and paranoia struck New Delhi as hundreds of reports came in about monkey-man attacks. Neighbors formed vigilante groups, the police formed a special unit, and politicians accused pakistan of sending a robot spy. All of this took place, reported on CNN, ABC, NBC, and David Letterman even had a top ten list about the nefarious Monkey-Man of India. People actually died. People were injured, but to this day, nobody really knows what 'monkey-man' really was. Later police, after taking part in the hysteria themselves, declared Monkey-Man a hoax.
The Monkey Man is coming, the Monkey Man is coming!
door sternwise 30 september 2006
The overly large guy on the door of a club or bar who prevents entry to the establishment and breaks up fights. Not usually too bright. More braun, less brain.
Johno "Des, you wasn't at da club last night"

Des "Nah, monkey man didn't like my shoes, entry was denied"
door Shano 25 oktober 2006
the superhero on Hey Arnold. He lives in a box downtown in his monkey pajamas and a stuffed money. He's obsessed with bananas and is all about "protecting the weak and downtrodded" He goes around at 1 am screaming "I AM MONKEY MAN!!!"
Monkey Man: "I am MONKEY MAN!!"
Bob: "Monkey Man is awesome."
door Tess 24 oktober 2004
A specimine partly human with ape-ilke features, found mainly inhabiting the third ile of tesco's.
oh shit its monkeyman.
door simon the slag 30 september 2005
1) A pretty lousy superhero that does not quite fit in with the true definition of superhero. He's like Robin Hood, in the sense that he steals from the rich. But then he shoots the poor... and the rich. He's a monkey/human crossover from a drunken hooker and a horny monkey. He fell into a pit of toxic waste and gained super powers. He has an all red body, a curly tail, and a really weird single ear that droops down the side of his face. He has a trusty sidekick the boy, who can't do anything right besides being annoying and dying.
"Holy Genocide Monkey Man, your not supposed to burn down the church, kill the minister then rape his wife, just to get at the collection plate!"

"I don't care"
door The Mighty Pornus 29 mei 2006
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