Most badass animal. Best thing that ever happened. sex.

"Monkies pwn"

"I wish I had a Monkey!"

door Mr. Gibbons 23 februari 2008
A typical cockney slang term used generally in London, which refers to £500.
I make a monkey a week mate

Lend me a monkey mate
door sharmasaab21 30 juni 2013
penis
wow he has a big monkey
door A_p 28 januari 2009
verb. derived from"I don't give a monkey's" meaning to not care at all
I was gonna poke her back at mine, but I thought monkeys.
door juztin 4 april 2006
Adj. A word used to describe something cool, awesome, sick, wicked, sweet, or just generally epic. Something you look forward to or love.
Dude, 3 day weekends are so monkey.
door linguisticslangrevolutionftw 4 september 2011
Verb. The act of ejaculating on your lover's face, followed by forcefully tugging their pubic hair and throwing the pubes onto the cum, whilst shouting, "Monkey!" (in homage to the 70s/80s Chinese show of the same name).
"Monkey!" as I throw your pubes on your cummy face.

Emma's been mokeyed so much she needs to wear a merkin
door pw_ninja 4 september 2009
Most badass animal. Best thing that ever happened. sex.
"Monkies pwn"

"I wish I had a Monkey!"
door Mr. Gibbons 24 februari 2008

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