Mojo - A balding and objectively ugly person who is watching his close friends come out of the closet (the gay closet) one by one and is torn because he wants to admit his love for anal sex too but cannot. He expresses this frustration by beating women and stealing their sofas. He also dates very young women and gets them addicted to coke so that they do not notice what and ugly fraud he truly is.
Yo bro, you see that guy over there that can't get into graduate school, is banging a retarded teenager, and likes to beat petite women who slightly resemble elves? What a mojo!!
door Baceisgay1 16 april 2009
Measuring the level of excitement on a human being from visual stimuli
viewing jessica alba increase mojo by 189.49%
door insanejane 25 februari 2006
the amazing VICODIN
I just popped three 500mg mojos and bro bro bree bree I'm ready to go
door theRagTagKids 5 september 2008
a slow adolescent female, slow mentally, not physically. and not retardedly. although this may cross your mind everytime you speak to one. and possibly physically as well. daughter of a clifford, generally good at maths and art and ... yeah.

seen with brightly coloured and obstrusive hairstyles, lots of make up and is every teachers worst nightmare.

enjoys horse riding.
example 1

girl 1: wow mojo, i really like your hair today!
mojo: my what?

example 2

boy 1 : do you want to go to the cinema later on?

mojo: to the where?
door red_splat_on_my_radiator 26 juli 2009
A mexican who thinks hes the shiii, the kind that will come up behind you and slap your ass
Did you see what that mojo just did to that girl?
door Jazzuhmen 27 mei 2008
weed and rock cocaine mixed together in a blunt wrap
Me my boys got zooted smokin a phat mojo before the concert
door zany Zane 17 september 2007
A helper monkey who appeared on Simpsons, episode 5F15 titled "Girly Edition" (original air date: 19th of April, 1998). Spawned a small 'Mojo the monkey' fanbase.
Stop that! You're a helper monkey! This isn't helping!
-- Homer, "Girly Edition"
door evan 5 maart 2005

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