the name for a boy who enjoys killing diabetic babies
"HIDE YOUR CHILDREN! THE MIKE IS NEARING!!"
door leenieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 22 mei 2010
a secret hit man whos is gay also likes godd music and can act very homosexual at times
oh mike is such a mike
door shadowm32 1 april 2010
One who sit's inside all day and scopes young children from their window of choice. Usually uses binoculars, at times a telescope if necessary. A total douchebag that usually has an inverted penis. He is also predestined for lifelong virginity. A Fat, Irish Drunk, With hilarious stories about almost dying, getting wasted, and a creepy little girl that haunts his house. YOUNG MARINE!!!! A mysterious creature that can neither shower nor speak proper english. Even though it lacks the male genatailia the Mike is some how able to masturbate during math classes. This creature is often seen wearing a red coat, sadly it is only able to shed this coat every 4-5 years. It is often wondered how the Mike will carry on offspring as no female would ever mate with it. The Mike's obsession with childrens games such as Pokemon suggests it will become a child molester in its adulthood. and acts like a dip shit dinosaur
Mike: Shut up, i'm stalking this hot chick.
Nick: She's 6 years old.
door Johnnylllllllllllllllllll 24 juli 2010
Term used to describe the mysterious extinguishing of a cigarette mid-smoke
I Miked it
door lucylucylulu 23 februari 2010
fat piece of shit
She keeps eating like that she will turn into mike
door Pheonix311 31 oktober 2011
one who dresses up like the pope (funny hat optional) and practices torture techniques using nipple clips and car batteries. and collects male chromosomes
mike is so mike
door Balhtem 12 april 2010
Mike's the type of guy any girl would love to have. He's very random and can always make you laugh. He was the cute shy guy in school which made all the ladies go crazy for him. ;) He's changed a lot since then and everyday is like a new begining. He likes to rap and is very good at doing it!! Sometimes you'll be frustrated at how easy his words come out, but heck you cant be mad cause its just so darn cute. He's that boy you always dreamed about but never thought existed.
Mike: Is My Buttercup.
Mike: Not the Packer Coach!
door CinniMON 4 maart 2010

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