A man with no arms and no legs lying on the floor, especially if lying near a door or entryway.
Hey! Don't walk on my new rug! Wipe your dirty feet on Matt.
door Steve Dreadlock 10 juni 2008
One who is so monumentally insecure that he resorts to posting his own name "Matt" on urban dictionary, making the definition so absurdly self-flattering in order to compensate for his insignificant "member"
Chris: Dude, did you see how many positive definitions there were for the name Matt on Urban Dictionary?

Trent: Yeah, what a bunch of homos.
door Dunkin Pwnutz 10 juli 2008
Simply used as a replacement word for anything, especially curse words.
What the Matt is going on here?!

I need to finish my Matt before I go out tonight.
door superdelicious. 19 maart 2009
Usually a ginger, or redheaded kid that people usually use for his money and hot girlfriend.
hey matt, comeover tonight, bring your girl and some cash
door FatRatCat 26 april 2009
A boy who THINKS he is a god wen it cums to pleasing women.
A boy who THINKS he's making all the ladies moan when they're actually GROANING 'get off of me'.
A boy who doesn't actually know what he's doing, and he's pretty square.
A boy that will never ever get a gurl.
A boy who has a large ego.
" He's never going to get anything with that ego. "
" Oh my god, I know, he is SUCH a Matt.
door TheTruthBeWritten 12 mei 2009
The removed foreskin of a penis.
Dude, that nasty chinese man just ate that Matt!
door cckg21 7 april 2009
A guy with no arms or legs laying in front of your door.
Look at my matt.
That guy has no limbs! He's matt.
door a guy who posts stuff 17 maart 2007

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