The University of Texas at Austin football team that won the 2006 National Championships against USC.
USC SUCKS!! Hook 'em Longhorns!
door Jen in Austin 8 januari 2006
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1. An irresistable member of an elite community, which focuses on preparing for the future, kicking major ass in all serious sports, and dominating the job market after graduation.
2. A well balanced student.
3. One who has a liberated mind and uses his fantastic mental powers to benefit the quality of life.
4. 90% of the time, a wealthy and successful leader in his area of occupation.
1. Son: Mommy, when I grow up I want to be a Longhorn.
Mother: Yer bucktooth ass ain't never gonna see nuthin' but that gas station town you been goin to school in fer the last 6 years you goat fuckin' little bastard.
2. You should be more like that stud Joe, he's a Longhorn.
door deplemisher 25 april 2003
The name of the University of Texas sport teams.
The Longhorns kicked OU ass in basketball.
door Geris 20 februari 2004
The mascot/students of the University of Texas. While they are intelligent, they tend to be quite obnoxious and get great pleasure from insulting other colleges, particularly Texas A&M and OU.
None needed, just read the posts for OU, Sooner, Aggie, etc.
door Matt 23 mei 2004
Overly large male genetalia. Also known as a boomstick.
I am going to jam my long horn into your cum dumpster to lay a deposit.
door Toady 2 januari 2004
The G.I. Joe codename for Windows Vista.
Microsoft named the Vista project "longhorn" after Bill Gates -during one of his usual weekly brain trust board meetings with the Forces of Evil- proclaimed:

*pounds fist on table accidentally sending Rupert Murdock down a shoot filled with flame and snakes*

"I want something akin to having a longhorn bull shove it's horn far up their (consumers) ass!!!"

They then had a good chuckle before feasting on the innards of new borne babes.
door FlowersInMidgar2 19 juni 2008
A cheap ($1.80) can of chewing tobacco. Sometimes has special price of $0.99/can.
Longhorn Chewing Tobacco
door Khayos_Dalv 29 januari 2010

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