hair-do, particularly that of a guy whose hair is not short yet doesn't budge.
(to a friend, before approaching a girl): Yo, how's my loaf?

ex. Vanilla Ice, Jimmy Johnson, Ace Ventura
door anon 27 maart 2005
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when a fat cat sits laying on it's stomach with it's paws tucked under them-they look like a loaf of bread

a lazy person who sits around all day on their couch
i.e Lady cat you're loafing!

i.e What are you doing today?

Ehh I think I'm just gonna loaf today in the apartment
door Loaferdoodle 5 juni 2009
A turd.(Esp. an elongated turd with a tapered end)
Excuse me please, I have to go pinch a loaf.
door harry flashman 14 juli 2003
Short for "Loaf of Bread", which is Cockney rhyming slang for "Head".
Loaf of bread? Head..See?
"Use your loaf!" Translates as: Think about it!" "Use your head!" "Don't be stupid!"
door Agent Smith 24 mei 2003
Someone who knowingly takes too long to do something.
"Wow Rob, hurry up you loaf"
door Clearly Me 24 september 2009
This is another word for chill, or relax. The most awesome fucking synonym for those words you will ever hear. It will make you wanna LOAF.
Person 1- Sup dude, you never texted me back the other day.

Person 2- Sorry man, I was too busy loafin!
door Punglejizzcakes 28 augustus 2009
Ghetto way of saying "failing/failure" or "being lazy" for no specific reason
Person 1-HEY. WHERE WERE YOU ALL DAY? STOP LOAFIN'.
Person 2-Sorry, I was sitting at home all day.
door Dark3n_angel 19 oktober 2009
to become bread.
I got bored, so I loafed. Now I smell delicious.
door Instasistas69 19 oktober 2012

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