When a piece of lint is stuck to your dick and you don't notice until you are peeing and it shoots in 3 directions
I went to go piss and I had lint dick now I made a mess in the bathroom and also on my jeans.
door dunnyjake 3 oktober 2011
What a man gets when he tries to fornicate with a female's belly button.
door Daddylonglegs2 3 februari 2011