Top Definition
1.to kick-punch (at the same time)
2.anything you want it to be
synonym to juiced

invented after an ACTUAL
kunching had occured by michael and richard.
I'M GONNA KUNCH YOU SO HARD....your gonna wish i didn't kunch you!!
door chicken-face 25 oktober 2007
5 more definitions
An action where you go to punch someone, and a foot comes out of your hand and they get kicked in the face. In this case, you use both motions so it becomes a Kunch.

Warning - Often fictional.
Joey: Yeah, I Kunched Bobby yesterday.
Seth: How the fuck did a foot come out of your hand?
door Tom Leet. 9 september 2007
Somebody who eats vagina too much and just plain loves the taste.

Origin: cunt + munch


Joe; You know what!
Steve; What?
Joe; These potato chips taste alot like minge!
Steve; Omfg, you're sucha kunch
door LibbyPwns!1 31 maart 2009
Cunnilingus during lunch break.

Cunt + Lunch
I have 30 minutes. Where do you wanna go for kunch?
door T Max Ranch 31 mei 2012
The most extraordinarily magnificent type of lunch possibly imaginable, usually accompanied by pirates, ninjas, banners, pyrotechnics and other oddly assorted things.
Once the Pope was done curing cancer and solving starvation and debt in the Third World, he had kunch with Jesus in an up-market restaraunt just off 51st.
door David Perry 21 juni 2007
the act or expression one says after hearing the tail end of a conversation, that may be considered inappropriate.
Stranger: And then I was like, "Man, lucky I had a stiffy!"

Myself: Geez, that's a kunch if I ever did hear one!
door ca$h mOney swag 24 juli 2015

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