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1.
To talk excessively without notice of audience's disinterest; to tell a longwinded story
Kelli kayakered my ears off last night.
door Someone.youknow 14 september 2011
 
2.
One who suffers from herpes simplex B, otherwise known as genital herpes. Established by herpes medication comercials, where admitted sufferers of genital herpes participate in activities such as kayaking.
1. "What do you think of that girl?"
- "No dude, shes a definant kayaker."
2. "Shes pretty hot, eh?"
- "She's got da herps, she might as well be riding a kayak."
door Kevod 25 oktober 2006