pronounced joobs romany traveller word meaning lice etc
keep your juk (dog)away its fulla jubs
#lice #fleas #pests #worms #maggots #ticks #jubes #dyoobs.
door pukka romany 15 februari 2010
Top Definition
Jub
21st century answer to the Job. JOB is actually an acronym for "Just Over Broke". JUB is also an acronym... "Just Under Broke"

In the last century, most of the working class had jobs and barely broke even after everything was said and done.

In this century, increasingly fewer people are employed and those hapless few that actually escape the unemployment roll after several months of living in destitute poverty will find that they all have Jubs... working like slaves in horrible working conditions doing menial drone work... still living in destitute povery... not breaking even. Welcome to 21st Century America... Get used to it... Now, get back to work!
Man on street: Hey buddy, can ya spare some change for a guy down on his luck?

Man hastily walking down sidewalk: Hey, ya lazy bum... get a Jub! Oh, sorry I didn't recognize you. Didn't I used to work for you at XYZ company? Jeez... you look like a wreck!

Man on street: Geez! Thanks for noticing. I do have a Jub. XYZ company just hired me back at 1/4 pay three months ago after laying me off a year and a half ago.
#job #mcjob #hamburger flipper #slave #minimum wage #poverty #peon
door farpart103 22 januari 2011
Pills, normally ecstasy.
Lets drop some more Jubs.
#pill #jub #ecstasy #pills #jublies
door Brapplopo 2 juli 2007
To split the cost, value or amount of a certain resource e.g a bag of sweets, the cost of weed etc
Can be referred to as 'going jubs' or 'jubsing it' or even 'jubsing in'
now that you two are jubsing it, lemme jubs in on it
#jubs #halves #splits #jubsing #jubb #jubs it
door bushboibeats 14 oktober 2010
jub
1- a person who just did something stupid.

2- an friend whom you like to call names.
Person #1: Joe got caught smoking last night.

Person #2: What a jub!

or

What up jubs?
#idiot #dumbass #jubbed #bonehead #moron
door high N 7 februari 2009
Another word for tits
Whoa! Look at the jubs on that hosehound!
door Brady 10 juni 2003
tig ole' bitties
i was bangin ur mom from behind and held onto her jubs for balance
door nye 12 juni 2003
a cool kid from australia with a swank name

name originally derived from jubei from the anime ninja scroll

the name is now about reaching about a decade

nowadays he is known by his friends as jubs.

can be pronounced in various ways.
"joobs", "chubs" or "jubs"

see below for exmaples of other variations of the name
jubba, joobs, jubi, jubsy, jubs
#swank #jubs #cool #australia #roseon
door jubs 22 december 2005
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