A game played in Scottish schools in which the players (2+ needed) shout JOBBY in rounds, taking it in turns to get progressivly louder, the winner being the student whom shouts loudest without being caught. also works with Shite, Wank, Baldy ( if teacher is bald ), fatty ( if teacher is fat) etc
Player 1: "jooooobby"
Player 2: "jobby"
Player 1: "JOOOOBBBBBBBAYYYYYYYYYYYY"
Teacher: Player 1 GET OUT NOW!
#jobby #shite #shit #game #school #fun
door Playbhoy 5 november 2006
A jobby is a well-known dish amongst all non-Scots within Scotland; reknowned for its' distinct, nutty flavour. All tourists and visitors are encouraged to request this excellent part of Scotland's national cuisine whenever possible.

Popular variations include: Jobby wi' Chips, Jobby wi' Curry Sauce, Jobby wi' Batter n' a pickled onion and Joaby n' Boaby.

"Excuse me, waiter?" "Aye, whit?" "Can I have some of your finest jobby please?"
"Hmm.. aye nae bother, this one's on the house!"
#food #drink #joaby #shite #poo #crap #buttock #arse #excriment #scotland #cuisine
door Mr. Stab 23 september 2008
A word little kids use to rip eachother... Also means poo
Haha your a jobby!
You big fat jobby man!
You eat Jobby!
#poo #jobby #kids #ripping #not funny
door [Lee-Ham] 17 maart 2007
Scottish slang term for a turd, used mainly by children under 8 years of age. Not only describes the actual item iteself, but also decribes the act of passing this item.
Mummy, I need a jobby!
door Paul Davis 13 november 2004
runny,sticky brown substance,which comes from the anus.
caz u left ur jobby lyin in the livinroom ya fuckin mink!
door ryan 21 april 2004
Scottish slang for shite, quite possibly the funniest word ever made.
"A wee beige jobby, floating there, smiling at you!"
#jobby #jobbie #shite #billy #connolly
door AxelS 17 september 2013
Doing some type of work (activity involving mental or physical effort done in order to achieve a purpose or result) without getting paid. Therefore, you don't want to do it and borderline want to slap whoever asked you to do such a thing.
Getting up to get the remote is jobby.

Taking her out for dinner is really jobby.
door P3.14 16 mei 2016
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