Top Definition
A "Jizz Jacket" is what one would call an epic whore. This person is a straight up slut, and should not be trusted because she is an epic whore. The term "Jizz Jacket" is perfection in a hand basket to use on any of your skanky, ho friends.
SHUT THE HELL UP YOU JIZZ JACKET
#cum dumpster #sperm bank #cum bucket #whore #slut
door VeronicaHill 14 oktober 2010
A condom to catch the Jizz release
"hey man! Shagged this chick last night, lucky I had a "Jizzjacket."

I'm not fucking that bitch without a "Jizzjacket."
#cum #condom #franga #vagina #clam
A comforter/bedspread/quilt/blanket in a motel room. Since they are rarely washed, they are full of jizz.
"If you're cold then use the blanket." "No way, I'm not wrapping up in that jizz jacket!!"
#motel blanket #cum catcher #jizz mopper #cumstain #jiz jacket
door Clark Griswold 18 november 2006
When somebody jizzes in a jacket then throws it at you
"eww dude! that's nasty i just got jizz-jacketed!
#jizz #jacket #jizz jacket #gross #throw
door Max Benson 3 februari 2008
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