The jizz burger is the burger you eat when it's 4 in the morning, you're totally wasted, on your way back home after a party and you decide to stop at Mcdonalds or burger king to eat smth, the cheese burger that saves you from dying, then you eat it and feel so better, it's like having an orgasm ! that's the jizz burger.
Example 1
guy 1: "Did you catch the night bus ?"
guy 2: "No, i had to stop for a jizz burger"

Example 2
Guy 1: "How did you end up yesterday night ?"
Guy 2: "Oh my god i was so drunk then i ate a jizz burger and i started to live again"
door Kobenhvn 11 november 2011
the byproduct of an ejaculation into a hamburger, usually produced by fast-food employees.
John hated his job at McDonald's so much that he decided to serve up a round of jizzburgers for the lunch rush.
door DaleDaBone 14 december 2009
When a man ejaculates in-between a woman's pussy lips, creating two pussy buns and a tender all jizz patty.
Guy 1: Dude lets go get some food.
Guy 2: Naw Bro, i made a big Jizz Burger with my girl this morning so im good for now.
door Johnis 4 juni 2009
Turkish for 'cheese burger', pronounced "chiz burger".
Cameron: 'Ougous, I was down at the petrol station earlier and I saw on the menu "jizz burger". What is it?'

Ougous (with a Turkish accent): 'You know, it's like when you go into MacDonalds and you ask for a 'chiz burger'.
door Puss-Fella 27 februari 2011
A hamburger with only mayo. Whenever one bites into a jizz burger the grease and mayo unite to form a jizz like substance.
"what did you get to eat?" - dude1
"a big juicy jizz burger!" - dude2
door stupidpseudo 26 september 2009

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