The most bad ass man alive. Known for being awesome and having sex with ANY woman he wants. Also known for his roles in the Transporter films and Crank.
"Dude! Jason Statham is awesome!"
door mpeters 28 november 2008
British Actor but not your faggy tea sipping Brit. He's one of the baddest motherfuckers in the world. In fact, he's considered by many to be Chuck Norris successor for the "manliest man in the world" title.

One of the few dudes it's okay for straight men to have a crush on.
if you punch Jason Statham in the face, you will break your hand and dislocate your shoulder.
door BadassDude 26 mei 2009
an ultimate badass. unstoppable in every instance. one who can kick your ass with his eyes closed. one who fears nothing and pwns everything. its simple enough, if you fight jason statham you lose. show me an army and you will show me a thousand victims of a jason statham ass-kicking. CHUCK NORRIS PRAYS TO JASON STATHAM BEFORE GOING TO BED.
i pray to the father, the son, the holy spirit, and the father's father, jason statham. please watch over me.

the people who say this prayer never die...
door mr. bradley 14 februari 2011

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