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Jalyssa is one of the most sexist girls i've ever seen. She has a hot body. And beautiful face and personality. God i dont know what i'd do with my beautiful jalyssa.
Jalyssa is honestly so amazing
door -Annonn 12 september 2013
An obviously fake name used as an alias for a lethal international secret agent. Doubles as a hot stripper name for cute hair stylists. TRIPLES as a chosen name for enterprising young Asian girls who do not know that it is a fake Western name. One suspects that the person named Jalyssa is actually just an Alyssa who really likes know like, jam...and other stuff. Can also use the name to describe a situation that has just become awesome.
Oh man, this party has just gone Jalyssa!
door puredidi 23 december 2014

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