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Used to describe a large amount of body hair.
Wow! Look at the Hoff of chest hair on him!
door Jack & Hania 16 juni 2009
Verb, pertaining to David Hasselhoff.

To be Hoffed – to be sent homoerotic images of David Hasselhoff in questionable outfits/poses with various props/animals. Considered an extreme insult, the most common form of Hoffing is done through electronic mail although various new and inventive methods have recently been discovered. The first ever hoffing is said to have taken place in 1997 in the town of Heidelberg in Germany where David Hasselhoff is an extremely popular singer. According to urban legend, a young male high school student sent the David Hasselhoff calendar (if you have never seen this consider yourself lucky) to a girl he had a crush on in an attempt to woo her. The attempt backfired when the horrified girl choked on a chicken sandwich which she was eating whilst opening the calendar. The act of Hoffing has since spread from smalltown Germany to the mainstream claiming thousands of victims. Although not usually resulting in loss of life, a Hoffing can lead to severe psychological trauma, temporary loss of motor function and 9 times out of 10 it will affect the Hoffee’s up-chuck mechanism.
Oh, sweet mother of Jesus, FUCKK!!!!! I’ve been Hoffed again! I’ll never open my email again.

That guy is such a butt-fucking loser! I’m gonna send him a Hoffing he will never forget!
door Ana 11 januari 2005
New Zealand word, the name of the cloud/steam when its so cold you can see your own breath.
I can hoff its so cold
door Dave W 14 mei 2004
When one vehemently huffs a toxic chemical out of a brown paper bag by simultaneously inhaling through the nose and mouth.
"Dude, I totally got some Formaldehyde from the mortician! You wanna Hoff after 3rd period?"

"Fuck yeah I do bro, I've mastered circular breathing. That Asian kids dad taught me how to do it."

"Oh, the one that's doing your math homework?"

"Fuck yeah bro, FUCK.... YEAH!
door Professor Tweedledick 20 januari 2012
To furiously scrub your skin, especially while bathing.
After getting a load of trash dumped on him while dumpster-diving, Pablo went home and hoffed at his skin for a good hour and a half.
door Hawloo 24 september 2010
1) A very large man who's sexuality is in question.

2) A lad that wears a kiss the cook apron throughout the day.
So was Hoff with a male or a female date tonight?, That guy is such a Hoff for wearing only that apron.
door badman2041 17 september 2010
in relation to a design/artwork:

so bad it's good
man that rainbow teeshirt is so hoff!
door belegdae 6 mei 2010

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