a person who, eloquently speaking, is such a complete and utterly disgrace to mankind. Otherwise, if he is a friend, this is a compliment
I can't believe you, you are such a fuckface.

hey fuckface!!
door djs 3 oktober 2003
someone you don't like
Get out my way Fuck face
door Sheep_boy 24 oktober 2003
A person with a face that instantly pisses you off the moment you see it and you have to fight an incredible urge to smash him or her in the mouth.

Examples of fuck faces would be spoiled rich kids that smirk, Irish kids with the pushed-in pug and freckles, and teenagers who look down their noses at you.
President Bush is a real fuck face.

Can Tommy O'Leary fit anymore freckles on that fuck face?

Don't eyeball me fuck face or I'll knock your ass into next Tuesday!

door Sean P. 15 augustus 2006
a friendly reference to a friend, or a slang term used to describe someone you don't paticularly care for.
"hey whats up fuckface?" or
"yeah whatever you say, fuckface."
door deluks 15 mei 2003
A derogatory term meant to be insulting to the recipient.
Hey, you stupid fuck face, get your ass in gear.
door x 22 januari 2003
One hell of a stupid fucker.
An ugly dumbass prick.
Hey fuckface, you got a face like a fuck!
door fuquapi 19 maart 2004
A person with penises for eyes. Very inconvenient, as you can imagine, but perhaps they could be of use in the porn industry.
My friend Kevin once said to me, in a fit of drunken stupidity, "Dude, I wish my eyes were penises!"

Lo and behold, the fates decided to agree with his request and grant it in the most hideous manner possible, for when he awoke the next day, instead of gazing at the ceiling above him, an inflamed phallus emerged from each eyelid.

He soon found himself standing on street corners, destitude and holding up a cardboard sign that read "Please be my friend" while civilians passed by and laughed, for he couldn't hide his erections, and when limp, his new penis-eyes looked hideous as ever. Kevin sat down and began to weep, though it was naught but urine trickling down his cheeks.

Truly, a lesson is to be learned from all this: Be careful what you wish for!
door Killing Kittens 20 oktober 2004

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