the first white rapper ever. here is his first song from the slim shady lp

Hi! My name is;what? My name is; who? My name is (scrathing) (Slim Shady!) repeat Hi kids! Do u like violence? Wanna' see me stick nine-inch nails through each one o' my eyelids? Wanna' copy me and do exactly like I did? wanna' Try cid acid and get fucked-up worse then my life is? My brains' dead weight, I'm tryin' to keep my head straight, but I can't figure out, which Spice Gurl I wanna' impregnate! An' Dr.Dre said,"Slim Shady u a basehand!", Nuh-uh! "Then whys' your face red? Man u wasted!" Well since age 12 I felt like I was someone else 'cause I hung my original self from the top-bunk with a belt! I Got pissed-off and ripped Pamela Lees' tits off an' smacked 'er so hard, I knocked her clothes backwards like criss-cross! I smoke a fat bound o' grass marijuana,an' fall on my ass, faster then the fat btich who sat down too fast! Comere' slut! "But Shady,wait a minute,That's my girl, dawg!" I don't give a fuck!!god sent me to piss the world off!

chorus x 2

My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high! middle school the only problem was, my english teacher was a guy. I smacked him in his face wit' an' eraser! Chased him wit' a stapler! Stapled his nuts to a stack o' papers! walked in a strip-club,wit' my jacket zipped up,flashed the bar tender,and stuck my dick in a tip cup! Extra terrestial, killin' pedestrians raping lesbians, while they screamin', at me, lets just friends!" 99% of my life I was lied to, I just found out,my mom does more dope then I do. I told 'er I'd grow b to be a famous rapper,make a record about doin' drugs an' name it after her. Ya know u blew up,when the women rush to stands, and try to touch ya hands, like some screamin' Usher fans. This guy at White Castle assed for my autograph, so I sighned it,"Dear Dave, thanx' for the support, asshole!

chorus x 2

Stop the tape! Cuz Kidd needs to be locked away! Dr.Dre,don't just stand ther! OPERATE! It's to scary to leave. I'm not ready to die! (Fuck that!) He'll have to carry me inside the cemetary and burry me alive! Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely deside. I just drank a fifth o' a Vodka, dare me to drive! (go ahead!) All my life i was very deprived. I had a woman in years. An' my palms are to harry to hide(woops!). My Clothes rip, like the Incredible Hulk, I spit when i talk (spput!),I'll fuck anything that walks. When I was hungry, I used to get so hungry I would throw fits. like: "How u gonna' breat-feed me mom, you ain't got no tits! I lay awake an' strap myself in the bed, wit' one of Proof's vest' on,an' shoot myself dead. I'm steamin' mad (Urrgh!), an' by the way, when u see my dad,yeah the fag, tell im' that I slit his throat in this dream I had!

(chorus with insrumentals)
eminem raps about killing and raping women, which is kool
door InuYashaFreak64 from youtube 27 september 2007
Another white rapper wannabe who got his rapping "skillz" from Vanilla Ice. See wanksta

Eminem can't rap. 'nuff said. His career will die like Vanilla Ice's after MTV is done buttfucking him for extra cash.

door Emine­m 4 mei 2006
I don't particualarly like Eminem but the first song on 8 mile was pretty good
I am a Juggalo
BUT DON'T HATE YET!!!!!

Now you can hate
in my opinion eminem is the kind of artist you have in your music library when you want to listen to it. i dont really go after it.
door Energizerman38 20 september 2006
One of the whackest rappers alive. He is a whiteboy pretending 2 be black.
Eminem is almost as whack as 50 Cent. At least 50 Cent dosent have to pretend he is black 'cuz he is!
door Egill Skallagrimsson 7 december 2006
a hot! rapper who is so hot and ...hot! and who iz so awsome and hot and is awsome because he hates bush and so do i and hes so hot and hot and hot and hot and hot and u cant have him cause hes mine!
eminem iz so hot and hot and hot and hot and hot hot hot hot hot and hot and hot!
door jessi (mrs.slim shady) 25 februari 2005
A white boy rapper that is considered "Americas Greatest Rapper".Dr Dre produced him and Eminem produced 50 Cent.His raps suck dick,his beats sound like shit and he uses SO MUCH profanity,he got booed off stage one time.He is known to make disses to people that are way better then him,and cant even make a song thats at least 2 minuits.Eminem is responsible for all the wiggers today,and the crackers glorify him.
Eminem can suck my dick beeyotch!!!
door NYCLOC 7 september 2005
A phenomonon that combines white trash mentality with black music's sellability
Gee, ICP certainly is an eminem!
door Anonymous 7 januari 2003

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