(n)Sonny a beautiful intelligent woman. one who has many goals that she will fulfill. who has the soul of a five year old. Hannah Montana's stalker.

not a whales penis

hahahah I love you dork!
door Kelsea bacastow 5 maart 2008
Used humorously to describe one's penis.
Man, watching Betty climb out of the hot tub without her top on; my dork sprang to life and bulged right out of my shorts.
door Jose_wanntaka 26 november 2007
A person that, while bathing in a bathtub, farts and then either bites at or pops the resulting bubbles. I personally first heard this definition in the early 70s.
(bathroom door opens, howl of anguish, door slams) Mister, your wife's a DORK! I mean an ACTUAL DORK!
door Anonymus Bosch 4 april 2006
Dork is a derogatory term for someone with few social skills, usually interested in nerdy activities and immediately makes a poor impression through their lack of social aptitude.

NOT a nerd, though one can be a dork and a nerd. A dork would be a nerd who is immediately and obviously not a social person.

NOT a geek, who enjoys the same activies as a nerd but posseses standard or above social skills. Geek and dork are mutally exclusive.
"Look at that guy with the braces and the laptop. He's such a dork." -Prep

"I could tell before I talked to him, that guy was seriously DORK." -Someone observant

"Even the geeks won't socialise with that dork, he's so laaame" -Typical Chavette
door Danny Moules 20 oktober 2005
1) An overly obsessive nature that causes social ineptitude i.e.: Star wars Dork, Car Dork, Computer Dork; 2) Someone who has there own unique sense of humor, fashion, and social awareness; 3) A way to insult cool people; 4) The male whale reproductive organ.
1) That E3 convention is for game dorks. 2) This orange haired girl who never stops laughing at baby fetuses is a complete dork. 3) (So and so socialite, famous person works too), you dork. 4) That whale's dork needs its own zip code.
door Gun Dork 30 mei 2005
a kid that sits in tub and farts and then tries to bite the bubbles
you see that kid is a real dork
door the man 7 december 2004
a chimera or hybrid of two mammal species
the result of a mating between a dog and a pig (pork) is a "dork."
door ahab the A-rab 23 april 2003

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