Top Definition
An individual that is incapable of correctly retelling a story that he or she was a part of.
you really “Dooched” that story.
#inaccurate #untruths #lies #embellisment #misinformed
door Boumeester 23 maart 2006
A commonly used alternative to douche, and one which can be used positively OR negatively. Think of it as the new and improved version of douche.
Conversation beteween bros:
"'Sup dooch!?"
"Nothin' much dooch, how 'bout you?"

Conversation between mother and child:
"Oh Johnny, you're such a little doocher!"
"Thanks mom, I love you!"

Conversation between feuding dooches:
"Ow Jack, that hurt, you dooch! Grr"
"Sorry man, that was a dooch move on my part."

Conversation between girlfriends:
"Dooooch that dress looks good on you!"
"Thanks dooch, I hope John likes it!"
#dude #man #honey #shnookums #douche #bro #girl
door Doochin' All Over The World 4 juli 2009
This word is said by someone who fails at spelling the word Douche.
"You all are dooches. I'm too tired to deal with retards"
#douches #retards #deal #grammar #fail
door Mickey thirtyfive 17 maart 2009
The douchebag who always mooches from others.
Bob: Dude pack more weed
Bill: Did you bring any?
Bob: No, but pack more
Bill: Fuck you dooch
#douche #mooch #asshole #jerk #dick
door Not very important[bn 27 augustus 2008
someone who is recognized as a fan favorite among others, this person also exemplifies a like for the hip hop culture typically
"dooch is so hood"
"look at the dooch, he is wearing his grillz"
#david #cool #grillz #gangsta #icey #hood
door da7787 24 mei 2007
A sovereign prince who rules a doochy
All hail the Dooch of Juey!
door Bia 2 22 september 2003
The part of skin between your balls and butthole
My dooch smells like cheese
door Da Bohl 10 april 2003
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