When a girl is giving you head, you bust in her eye and then kick her in the shins so she hops around with one eye open
When she was done sucking my pang gave her a dirty pirate.
door patrick 10 maart 2004
a dirty pirate is when a girl is giving a guy head and he busts a sharp load in her eye and kicks her in the kneecap leaving her hopping around one one leg, with one eye open, screaming ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Guy 1: so this girl was suckin me up last night and she bit my shit.

Guy 2: what the fuck? then what happened?

Guy 1: i gave that bitch a dirty pirate ya feel me?

Guy 2: hahahahah i feeeeeel you.
door nigga gabe 31 juli 2006
A mixed drink containing 1 oz tequila (dirty), and rum (pirate).
Then half red bull half ginger-ale, topped of with a splash of lime juice.
A Dirty Pirate usually uses Jose Cuervo and Captain.
door Easybeat 4 februari 2010
When a girl is giving you head, you bust all over her jaw...rip out your pubes and throw it on her face so she has a beard, and then kick her in the shin so she limps and says "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR" like a pirate. That'll get her wanting more.
"After school i gave tara the dirty pirate, needless to say she wasnt pleased. but i had a great laugh!"
door Mister Hat 12 april 2007
It's the longer version of the dirty sanchez. When you are done having anal sex with a women, you proceed to wipe your penis across her upper lip giving her a rich and full mustache. Then you come in her eye giving her a sort of liquid patch. Now for the final step you kick her in the shin so she jumps around like a pirate with a peg leg.
Last night I was feeling kinda kinky so I gave the misses a dirty pirate.
door Johnny Throwdown 22 april 2004
When a girl is givng you head, you spit on her back so she goes "huh, already?" and turns around looking at you. As soon as she does, you shoot her in the eye, kick her in the shins as hard as you can. She then hops around covering her eye with her hand and holding her leg and yelling "arg!"
(me:) "Dude! Last night I gave Chuck Cosuins girlfriend (Jill) a dirty pirate! It was so funny, she was hopping around like a peg-legged pirate yelling arg!"

(some fag british guy): "mate, your my hero!"

(me): "fuck off fag, you still need to get laid"

(the fag british, again): "dude, wtf"
door r5a.org 18 januari 2005
its like the angry pirate but instead of her sucking your dick she is eating you out and upon your orgasm you shat in her eye
hegave me a dirty pirate today
door death boner from hell 17 december 2014

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